=_____= Oh god of cheese, send a slice and save me.

I feel like I'm slipping in schoolwork so I've been trying to kick-start myself into working harder.
The urgency to find a part time job has started to harass me, much to my irritation.
I want to play billiards and can find only one friend willing to play with me.
We're shooting pool tomorrow.
Pool costs money.
I should really find a job.
I've been reading some bunnies for Transformers.
They're fucking chewing my legs off.
I keep telling the bunnies I can't write.
They've gone for my face.
Red Alert, I love you, really I do.
Please tell your bunny to stop following me; it's the only one who hasn't given up yet.
Soundwave, you and Thundercracker would look good together, I get it.
Now take your crack rabbit and gtfo before it breeds.

Goddess of cheese, beat the god of Cheese into submission and save me.